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Patch Lambert

Patch Lambert delights... with intelligent material told from a scruffy, Bogan exterior.

In his three years of performing stand-up comedy throughout the country on his quest to become Lower Hutt’s most affable Bogan, Patch Lambert has received two nominations from the NZ Comedy Guild Awards, and has just recently been announced as a 2017 Billy T Award Nominee.

Endearing, confident, and engaging, he spins stories with an almost child-like infatuation with the world around him.


Leads us on adventures through his life and makes us feel like his mates at the pub, rather than an audience at a performance... Patch is a lovable, clever and funny young man" - Artmurmurs

"...all the elements of a suburban Kiwi icon" - Theatreview

"Very honest, very original, and very funny" - Brendhan Lovegrove (7 Days, A Night At The Classic)


Follow Patch on Twitter: @Patchdinosaur
Like Patch on Facebook: Patch Lambert Comedian


Patch is based in Wellington, New Zealand.


NOMINEE - Billy T Award 2017 NZICF 
NOMINEE - Most Improved 2014 NZ Comedy Guild Awards
NOMINEE - Best Newcomer 2013 NZ Comedy Guild Awards

8:00 p.m. at The Classic

$20 / Groups of 10 or more $16 / Students 2 for 1 (with ID)

7:20 p.m. at The Classic Studio

Adult $30 / Group of 10 or more $25 / R18

10:00 p.m. at The Classic Studio

$15 / Groups of 10 or more $12 / R18

7:45 p.m. at The Classic

Adult $30 / R18 / On sale now at Eventfinda

10:00 p.m. at The Classic Studio

$15 / Groups of 10 or more $12 / R18