The Classic presents Patch Lambert in his new solo show 'It's Not A Gymnasium'.
Growing up in a large family, Patch was certain of only two things: that he was the weakest of his 60 cousins, and that the living room was not a gymnasium.
Now 29 and no longer certain of anything, It's Not A Gymnasium finds him on a journey to figure out how his upbringing turned him into the bogan-Yoda hybrid he is today - all bought to you with effervescence, sharp wit and a pinch of silliness.
"If you can get through one of Patch's shows without grinning like an idiot, you should check your soul" – Jeremy Elwood, NZ Comedian
Winner – Breakthrough Comedian 2016, NZ Comedy Guild
Billy T Award nominee 2017, NZICF
May contain adult themes and colourful language.
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